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[12:10 AM EDT - Drunk at Noon.]

I really can't remember what I was looking for, but since I got onto the topic of shockwave files, I'll throw up the link I found that has a whole bunch of them. I found this page many moons ago, but I threw it into my bookmarks and forgot about it.

I've seen a few of them, but I thought the icon one was cute.

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[9:46 AM EDT - Slow accident.]

With gas prices so high lately, I decided to take it easy on the roads. The fuel savings from averaging 120 kph on the highway to averaging 100 kph is quite significant. Darn, I don't have numbers anywhere unfortunately. But anyway, I'm trying to drive slower, but it's so difficult to ease off the gas when most of the other cars are speeding by you. (Especially when you're driving a sports car.)

On the way to work, I came across a car accident at the main intersection where I come out. Traffic was slowed down, but it wasn't so bad. THe accident didn't look too horrendous..

Ugh, these pants are too small! I feel as if my intestines are being squeezed into my stomach! *looks down* Yeah, these pants are definitely too small for me. (I only noticed when I sat down. Standing was okay.)

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[11:21 AM EDT - Sit first, take sip later.]

I have this silly habit whenever I got to get water. I would fill up my cup, take a couple of swigs while I'm at the sink, then go and sit down. After I have settled back into my seat, I realize that I've guzzled most of the water in the mug! So I end up going back to the tap to fill up again, reminding myself not to leave the kitchen without a full cup of water.

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[3:07 PM EDT - Why did the goose walk across the road?]

During lunch, I had picked up a fork so that I could eat my fries without getting my hands (or fries) dirty. When I sat down, Laz looked at me and said,

"Why did you get a fork?"

He did a double take and continued,

"Oh, you got a fork."

Now that didn't make sense at all at the time. But now if I put emphasis on the two "you"s, it's more understandable. Well, not really.

On the way back from lunch, Laz spotted a duck crossing the street. So I went through the "duck, duck, duck, goose!" line before realizing that it was actually a goose that was crossing the street!

Oh, the answer we came up with was: It was too lazy to fly.

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