I originally designed this homepage to be a place to put my thoughts and to remind me of some events and things that may interest me in the future. Heck, it's a lot easier to dredge up stuff from the computer rather than trying to convince one of my brain cells to divulge it's information. It's no contest.
My entries were never intended to be read by outsiders, be it you or.. well, I guess you would fit into that role quite well. I have no idea how the heck you'd be able to read the tripe I write since I doubt I'll be able to understand some of this garbage myself! Whatever. It's your loss, but now it's time for the actual disclaimer.
As I mentioned in April 1999:
"The opinions expressed on this homepage are only the opinions expressed by the author, and do not reflect the opinions of any other sentient being in the universe unless otherwise stated."
Also, after someone got mad at me, I mentioned in May 1999:
I must apologize to all those people who may be offended by my comments and anecdotes. Most of these stories involve people I know or people who I've bumped into. Not everyone wants to be quoted, nor exposed to the world. I have always written this stories with the intent of expressing my thoughts and feelings of certain events or situations. Every now and then, something interesting happens to me that isn't directly related to whatever I'm doing and I would like to record them for posterity (I have a terrible memory).
Yada yada yada. There's more if you want to check it out.
Anyway, I'm not saying that this stuff that I talk about is true or not, it may be complete figments of my imagination (or incomplete ones, but I can't tell). So you might want to take everything with a grain of salt, or sugar, or sand, depending on your tastes.
Well, that's about it I guess, if you find any errors, omissions, or plain lies, then tell me and I'll see what I can do. I tend to change things all the time, but hopefully most of it will be hidden in the background so it won't be noticed very much, and if you noticed any changes, then you're just seeing things.
I also don't claim this stuff I write to be funny. Nor do I claim that I am funny. I generally assume if someone is laughing, it's because they're laughing at my hair (which is definitely more funny than I am, I mean, some of those jokes that my hair comes up with are hilarious..). Anyway, the point is, if you find it funny, you can laugh your head off. If you don't find it funny, laugh your head off anyway. It's good for you.
Thank you.
I've decided to add this section here due to the growing number of comments that people have been putting up. The comments posted on this site are the express opinions of the person posting the comment and does not reflect the position or views of this site (unless it was I who was posting the comment). I will not take responsibility for any damage or harm that's been caused by anything that's been posted by anyone else who wishes to comment on The PIT.
I will, if requested consider removing or altering a comment if it is deemed improper, profane, or vulgar.
Furthermore, anyone who tries to impersonate me will be warned, with commenting privileges being revoked if they persist.
That's about it for now. I'm no lawyer so this disclaimer may have loopholes you could fit an oilrig through, but I'll keep working at it.
